CLOTHESLINE

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Did your mom have a clothesline? Mine did and actually I even did.

*THE BASIC RULES FOR CLOTHESLINES:

(If you don't know what clotheslines are, better skip this.)*

1. You had to wash the clothes line before hanging any clothes--walk the entire lengths of each line with a damp cloth around the lines. 

2. You had to hang the clothes in a certain order, and always hang "whites" with "whites", and hang them first.

3. You never hung a shirt by the shoulders, always by the tail! What would the neighbors think?

4. Wash day on a Monday! . .. . Never hang clothes on the weekend and definitely never on a Sunday!

5. Hang the sheets and towels on the outside lines so you could hide your "unmentionables" in the middle (perverts & busybodies, y'know!).

6. It didn't matter if it was sub zero weather....clothes would "freeze-dry."

7. Always gather the clothes pins when taking down dry clothes! Pins left on the lines were "tacky!"

8. If you were efficient, you would line the clothes up so that each item did not need two clothes pins, but shared one of the clothes pins with the next washed item.

9. Clothes off the line before dinner time, neatly folded in the clothes basket, and ready to be ironed.

10. IRONED? Well, that's a whole other subject!

A CLOTHESLINE POEM

A clothesline was a news forecast 

To neighbors passing by, 

There were no secrets you could keep 

When clothes were hung to dry.
It also was a friendly link 

For neighbors always knew, 

If company had stopped on by 

To spend a night or two.
For then you'd see the "fancy sheets"

And towels upon the line; 

You'd see the "company table cloths" 

With intricate designs.
The line announced a baby's birth 

From folks who lived inside - 

As brand new infant clothes were hung, 

So carefully with pride!
The ages of the children could 

So readily be known 

By watching how the sizes changed, 

You'd know how much they'd grown!
It also told when illness struck, 

As extra sheets were hung; 

Then nightclothes, and a bathrobe, too, 

Haphazardly were strung.
It also said, "Gone on vacation now" 

When lines hung limp and bare. 

It told, "We're back!" when full lines sagged, 

with not an inch to spare!
New folks in town were scorned upon 

If wash was dingy and gray, 

As neighbors carefully raised their brows, 

And looked the other way.
But clotheslines now are of the past, 

For dryers make work much less. 

Now what goes on inside a home 

Is anybody's guess!
I really miss that way of life.

It was a friendly sign.
When neighbors knew each other best 

by what hung on the line.